sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

(via potatoandotherwise)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via bythegr8ceofgod)

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via sassyabrahamlincoln)

captainlucifer:

in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

guy:

other people: I like people until they give me reason not to

me: I hate people until they give me reason not to

(via condom)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat, via theaadventureye)

elikaruna:

nursebranson:

So I went to the markets today and saw this from a distance

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and I was immediately like “OH GOD IT’S SO PRETTY I MUST OWN IT”

and then when I got closer

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HARRY POTTER

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(Source: angryabouttelevision, via imthebeeskneesbaby)